概要：Tims. Richard goes back to his letter.)Richard (Reads): “Now, Richard. Remember to choose your friends carefully.” Iwill, mom. “I have to go because Dad needs help up the stairs. I’ll send a caseof chilicheese treats every month so you won’t be hungry. And don’t forget totake your vitamins. College work takes a lot of energy.” (Takes out hisFlinstones vitamins) I think I’ll take a Barney today.(Enter Millis. Millis is big. Real big. Probably 6 1/2 feet tall, weighs
4-6个人的英语话剧剧本：新生理查德,标签：英语短剧大全,http://www.85jc.comRichard (Reads): “Now, Richard. Remember to choose your friends carefully.” I
will, mom. “I have to go because Dad needs help up the stairs. I’ll send a case
of chilicheese treats every month so you won’t be hungry. And don’t forget to
take your vitamins. College work takes a lot of energy.” (Takes out his
Flinstones vitamins) I think I’ll take a Barney today.
(Enter Millis. Millis is big. Real big. Probably 6 1/2 feet tall, weighs twice
as much as Richard. He seems lost, confused. He sees Richard and rumbles over.
Millis grabs the cheeseburger and puts it on his empty tray. Then Millis takes
Richard’s entire lunch and exits. Richard, mouth full of cheeseburger, sits
looking stunned. Enter Jimmy, everybody’s friend. He sees what just happened to
Richard.)
Jimmy (Sitting down): That was Millis Borg. He lost his meal tickets last week,
so he has to steal people’s lunches so he can eat. It means he likes you.
Richard: Oh.
Jimmy: By the way, my name’s Jimmy. What’s your name?
Richard: Richard.
Jimmy (A la Mr. Rogers): Hi, Richard. (Shakes his hand.) I’m a Communication
major. What’s your major?
Richard: Computer Science.
Jimmy: Awesome! Where do you live?
Richard: Kennedy 963.
Jimmy: Really? I’m in K-962! We’re next door neighbors! Wow!
Richard (Sarcastically): Great.
Jimmy: Yeah! Well, see you around.
(Jimmy exits. We hear Richard’s stomach growl. Enter President.)
President: Hi, my name is Dr. Robert M. Misqueue, President of the University.
(Shakes Richard’s hand.) Welcome to NCLU!
Richard: Go to Hell.
(Blackout.)
(Next scene is Richard’s dorm room. A mailbox. Richard is sitting on his bed,
writing a letter to his mom.)
Richard (Writing): Dear Mom,
I’m fine, how are you? I’m having an interesting time at college so far. I met
a nice boy named Millis today. We shared lunch. I also met my next door
neighbor. His name is Jimmy. He’s very polite.
(Jimmy passes by and peeks his head in Richard’s room)
Jimmy: Hey Richard. Pretty small room.
Richard (Writing, sarcastically): I think we’re going to be real good friends. I
haven’t met my roommate yet. His name is Chris. It says here that he’s a
Computer Science major, too. We should be in some of the same classes so we’ll
get to study together. I’m really looking forward to meeting him.
(Enter Chris, staring at a piece of paper, anxiously.)
Chris: Is this room 963?
Richard: Yes.
Chris: Then you must be Richard. My name is Chris Tuney. I’m your roommate.
(Richard looks Chris over. About Richard’s size, long, black hair, and, most
evidently, a girl.)
Richard: Uh –
(Richard mulls this over while Chris unloads her stuff on her bed. He reexamines
the paragraph bio on Chris. Finally:)
Richard: You’re Chris Tuney? (Noticing her sketchbook on the bed.) Computer
Science major?
Chris: Oh, this? I just draw in my spare time.
(She does look like an artist. Leather jacket with the back painted, dressed all
in black. She doesn’t have any of the characteristics of a geeky comp sci major.
And she was still a girl.)
Richard: Um, I knew this was a co-ed dorm, but –
Chris: Oh, forgive me for not explaining. Actually, I’m supposed to be a guy. I
checked the “M” box by accident on the application. And since my name is Chris,
no one ever found out I was really a girl. I don’t mind if they think I’m a guy.
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